Immediately, there is suspicion that TIGER WOODS is not telling the whole story. Women come out of the woodwork, claiming to have had affairs with TIGER WOODS.
COCKTAIL WAITRESS:
We had a good time
And he reached the green
In only two shots
If you know what I mean
PARTY GIRL:
We went out one night
And it was such fun
He did what he does:
Shot a hole in one.
ASPIRING ACTRESS:
He bought me a drink
And he asked me my name
Then he played off the first tee
It was a skins game
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Sunday, October 30, 2011
Tiger! The Musical!
