Tuesday, August 17, 2010

At the Dentist

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.


The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.  I have two

buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget

about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just

want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!  We have a 10:00 AM tee

time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have

time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"


The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave

man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."


So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"


The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him.

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